inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

"If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."
— I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

uhmeliamay:

if i put on my workout clothes does that count as going to the gym?

sonic-violin-in-the-impala:

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

sir-dorkio:

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

anikiforevah:

I dont know what i was expecting but it wasnt that

that got surprisingly deep.

and then stopped getting deep.

I was not expecting this at all

i started screaming when he began to saw through the dvd